It’s hard to buy pants when you’re a harpy.
Ceiling Cat is watching you… doing stuff.
The Metro Toronto Zoo used to have a monorail, until it crashed and was shut down. They actually left it rusting for awhile before removing it. One time when we were there, my dad pointed at the rusting monorail car and said the skeletons of the people who died in the crash were still inside, rotting.
I was like 5.
I rode a unicorn.
This is a real thing that happened. At least, what he told me was that he was a unicorn.
Isn’t he cute?
That’s right, my spirit animal wears ugly brown shoes. Want to fight about it?