Dimoitou is Out of His Gourd

a drawing of dimoitou holding a gun and knife
Bonjour sucka!

If you need to know what Dimoitou is, click here!

I’m pretty sure that I drew this exact same thing, when I was around ten-years-old, because one day, when my French class was being especially bad, the French teacher threatened to shove the Dimoitou puppet down someone’s throat.

Rumour has it that that teacher had a nervous breakdown and was found crying on the floor in the corner of the teacher’s lounge, because we just stressed him out that much.

He was always bragging about how he didn’t have a TV at home and how his children weren’t allowed to watch TV. I say, that if he had mellowed out and watched a little TV once in a while, he wouldn’t have been wound up so tight. You’ve got to have a little down time to recuperate, you know?

Mayor Rob Ford is a Big Dummy-Dum-Dum

a drawing of toronto mayor rob ford surrounded by halloween decorations

Sooooooo… Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair came out today and confirmed that the police are in possession of the Rob Ford crack, although some sources have said that the video that the police are in possession of is actually longer than the one that the reporters were shown by the drug dealers in May.

And, of course, Mayor Rob Ford has said that he will not resign, because Rob Ford is a comedy genius and he’s going to run the joke that is his mayoral term right into the ground.

Seriously, seeing an elected official addressing drug abuse allegations, while surrounded by Halloween decorations, was hilarious.

Alexander Lisi

a drawing of a alexander lisi dancing with some marijuana

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s driver/body-guard/drug dealer/best buddy, Alexander Lisi, was just arrested on several drug related charges including marijuana trafficking.

Man, Canada must have the least skilled paparazzi in the world. In Europe, they can take topless photos of Kate Middleton from 3 miles away, but here they can’t catch a portly, dim-witted mayor doing drugs, even when the clues as to when and where he’s doing it are pretty much common knowledge.