![a drawing of a derpy bluebird](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/doodle-2385-bluebird.png?resize=720%2C720&quality=100&ssl=1)
This is exactly what a bluebird looks like. You can’t prove that it’s not.
![a photo of a t-shirt with an image of a blue derpy bird on it](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/derp-bird-t-shirt.png?resize=183%2C183&quality=100&ssl=1)
![a photo of a hooded sweatshirt with an image of a blue derpy bird on it](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/derp-bird-hoodie.png?resize=183%2C183&quality=100&ssl=1)
![a photo of a grey tank top with an image of a derpy blue bird on it](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/derp-bird-tank-top.png?resize=183%2C183&quality=100&ssl=1)
![a photo of a blue derpy bird sticker](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/derp-bird-sticker.png?resize=183%2C183&quality=100&ssl=1)
This is exactly what a bluebird looks like. You can’t prove that it’s not.
Flies actually pollinate a lot of flowers!
Your eyeballs have now melted out of your face, because mortals don’t have the capacity to look upon the eternal without exploding or melting. Y’alls have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, you know all about the face melting.
This is a cold bat.
Unlike a bat, the flying gooper has no echolocation, so it will fly right into your damn face at night.
It can talk and burninate you at the same time.