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I looked upon a scary painting.
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What a grotesque creature.
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I looked upon a scary painting.
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What a grotesque creature.
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A cactus attacked me.
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Cacti are jerks.
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I rode a unicorn.
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This is a real thing that happened. At least, what he told me was that he was a unicorn.
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My eyes fell out.
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I think that I have been watching too much TV.
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I won the sportsball bowl!
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I was the belle of the sportsball.
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I went out of my gourd.
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It’s funny joke pun time!