Kerr’s Molasses Kisses are the worst Halloween candy. Why are they even called “kisses”? They look like turds.
I’ve never actually eaten candy corn. What does it even taste like? Presumably, not actually like corn.
It all goats down here.
I wonder if a vampire can feed on that Smurf guy who turned himself blue by drinking colloidal silver?
She has the arcane knowledge of how to brew a hot toddy.
I’m busy trying to learn how work Caffe and Python and junk.