Drink some eggnog. Drink some meatnog. Drink some fishnog. Enjoy all the nogs that this world has to offer.
I am full of turkey.
Does it count as desecration if it’s not my country?
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
This is what happens to the Easter Bunny when you don’t believe in Jesus hard enough.
Has anyone ever had a poinsettia live more than a month? I’m pretty sure that they have some sort of built-in obsolescence so that you have to buy a new one every year.