Drink some eggnog. Drink some meatnog. Drink some fishnog. Enjoy all the nogs that this world has to offer.
Happy Fesitvus! You crazy such-and-suches.
Did you know that the Twelve Days of Christmas actually start after Christmas and end on Epiphany? Well, you do now. You learned a thing.
Has anyone ever had a poinsettia live more than a month? I’m pretty sure that they have some sort of built-in obsolescence so that you have to buy a new one every year.
Did you know that candy cane represent Jesus’ love of tooth decay? Well, IT’S TRUE.