The cost of this cloak is a murder.
They crossed a human with an ostrich. What are they going to do next? Cross a butt with another butt?
Dirkling lives in a swamp within a bog.
There are only so many turkeys that you can eat before evolution fights back.
Oh sure, the life of a birb boy seems pretty sweet, buy he’s going to end up as pate on a Frenchman’s plate any day now.