![a drawing of a halloween lawn ornament monster](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/doodle-812-halloween-lawn-decoration-monster.png?resize=529%2C559&quality=100&ssl=1)
Merry Halloween, ya weirdos!
Merry Halloween, ya weirdos!
I’m disappointed in all of you.
This thing wants to be your forever-friend.
The funny thing is that its neck has the same amount of vertebrae as a human’s neck.
It uses those long eyestalks to see out of its hole.
It’s gonna eat your butts.