Only the finest vomit for my honoured guests.
It gets around by crawling on the ground.
Ever jumped into a pile of leaves? It’s unpleasant. The leaves are always wet.
You must walk a derple dog every 30 minutes so that it can expel its derps.
It eats refuse. Just like me!
Welp, since Project Wonderful shut down I have to go do some boring website maintenance stuff to remove the ad boxes.