Your eyeballs have now melted out of your face, because mortals don’t have the capacity to look upon the eternal without exploding or melting. Y’alls have seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, you know all about the face melting.
It’s the baby Jebus himself!
What do you mean that don’t think this is the real Easter Bunny, kid? Do you think that I’d pay $150 an hour for a fake Easter Bunny? Now shut-up and eat your damn chocolate.
Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!
Is this what people wear on Easter? I’ve never actually been to an Easter celebration, so I wouldn’t know.