Sometimes, the things that live with the earth shouldn’t crawl up to the surface.
It’s like a rat king, only worse.
Only the finest vomit for my honoured guests.
They crossed a human with an ostrich. What are they going to do next? Cross a butt with another butt?
Gromble is disinvited to any party I’m ever going to have.
I pulled this critter out of my gutter.