If you stretched this critter’s neck all the way around the world, it would die.
They crossed a human with an ostrich. What are they going to do next? Cross a butt with another butt?
Don’t dross this critter, unless you’re looking for a derp party.
This is the animal that evolved in New Jersey.
You must walk a derple dog every 30 minutes so that it can expel its derps.
With a neck like that, a person could to a lot of things. A. Lot. Of. Things.