Why do Dorfs exist?
Hilda knows the score.
Nardtino lives in my trash and eats it too.
To defeat the cyclops, all you need is a really buff 10-year-old made out of marble.
You may scoff, but the environment is in dire need of more turdlers.
It’s so happy because it knows the day when the world ends and Armageddon fits right in with its 5-year plan.