If you ever see a jellyfish at the beach, don’t touch it! Jellyfish can be very, very dangerous.
HO! HO! HO! MERRY FISHMAS!
This is a commentary on consumerism or something.
This is the most fearsome creature in the seven seas!
So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.
You don’t want to see this guy come out of his shell.