Crabs are dumb.
The nature of the sea is very strange indeed.
You know that, one day, it’s going to escape, of course?
DON’T LET IT TOUCH YOU!
I became a mermaid.
Aquaman can only control half of me.
I would write something clever, but I ate too much spaghetti and I’m logy, so I’m going to take a nap instead.