![a drawing of a crab/dude hybrid](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/doodle-771-stupid-crab-bullshit.png?resize=571%2C565&quality=100&ssl=1)
Crabs are dumb.
Crabs are dumb.
The nature of the sea is very strange indeed.
You know that, one day, it’s going to escape, of course?
DON’T LET IT TOUCH YOU!
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I became a mermaid.
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Aquaman can only control half of me.
I would write something clever, but I ate too much spaghetti and I’m logy, so I’m going to take a nap instead.