This is what happens when duck cousins marry.
I think it should have become pretty obvious by now, that I have never seen a bird in my entire life.
It’s Burpday! It’s the world’s worst holiday!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?
Did you know that it’s actually bad for a duck’s health to be fed bread? It’s actually better just to feed them birdseed.
What kind of a cock is this? I mean, really,what kind of a cock wears that t-shirt with those pants?
What a stupid cock.