Fish: I FARTED.
Well, this is confounding.
I found this under a rock and under the sea.
I would write something clever, but I ate too much spaghetti and I’m logy, so I’m going to take a nap instead.
This is a commentary on consumerism or something.
This is the most fearsome creature in the seven seas!
So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.