It lives up your nose and causes all sorts of trouble.
Is anybody else really annoyed with the Americans right now?
I think that I have low-key food poisoning because I’m a lazy dummy. I ate some pizza yesterday and felt a bit crummy and then today I’m all like: Hey, Laurel? You know what? Making food is totally whach. You should just eat the leftover pizza from yesterday, even though it made you feel crummy.
So now I’m sitting here with my stomach churning and making horrible noises.
My cat woke me up last night by digging her claws right through my comforter and into my foot.
This is what the future will be like: wearing each other’s flesh for warmth, also because it looks cool.
My head hurts. Happy New Year, kids.