Don’t slip on your sloop.
This monster is just here to chill out and have a good time.
It keeps showing up at my door and scaring me with statistics about carbon monoxide poisoning.
It has six hands so it can touch your heart six times.
Is it a beast? Or is it just misunderstood?
I shot the Thurmper this morning when it crossed onto my property. You can trust a Turmper with your lilies.