My Tum Tum Hurts

a drawing of a brown goop

I think that I have low-key food poisoning because I’m a lazy dummy. I ate some pizza yesterday and felt a bit crummy and then today I’m all like: Hey, Laurel? You know what? Making food is totally whach. You should just eat the leftover pizza from yesterday, even though it made you feel crummy.

So now I’m sitting here with my stomach churning and making horrible noises.