Kerr’s Molasses Kisses are the worst Halloween candy. Why are they even called “kisses”? They look like turds.
Hmmmm… People don’t melt so much as they burst into flame.
Isn’t there a movie about a blob? Or several?
I think that I have low-key food poisoning because I’m a lazy dummy. I ate some pizza yesterday and felt a bit crummy and then today I’m all like: Hey, Laurel? You know what? Making food is totally whach. You should just eat the leftover pizza from yesterday, even though it made you feel crummy.
So now I’m sitting here with my stomach churning and making horrible noises.