The five arms are just a distraction. It’s the legs that are important.
This cinnamon bun has a dark secret. OR DOES IT?
It propagates itself by sticking to your shoe.
Kerr’s Molasses Kisses are the worst Halloween candy. Why are they even called “kisses”? They look like turds.
Hmmmm… People don’t melt so much as they burst into flame.
Isn’t there a movie about a blob? Or several?