She doesn’t want to see the inside of your mouth.
It propagates itself by sticking to your shoe.
Kerr’s Molasses Kisses are the worst Halloween candy. Why are they even called “kisses”? They look like turds.
I’ve never actually eaten candy corn. What does it even taste like? Presumably, not actually like corn.
It’s the stickiest octopus that has ever lived.
Did you know that candy cane represent Jesus’ love of tooth decay? Well, IT’S TRUE.