One of the gifts that I ordered for a family member looks like it has been lost or stolen and I’m pretty miffed about it.
I wonder what is under all those layers?
Wait… You can’t sew puke.
Can you drink mulled wine on Halloween? Baby, you can drink mulled wine any day of the week.
How can you tell it’s a gal? Does it matter? Are you planning on having a relationship with it?
My tummy is upset and I’m going to go lay down.