They used to be the Glorpizzippitzitz, but they changed their name to something more human upon immigrating to Earth.
I ate too much fried chicken and now I feel janky.
This snail always leaves a trail.
Hmmmm… People don’t melt so much as they burst into flame.
Isn’t there a movie about a blob? Or several?
Denigrate the snail all you want. It’s still progressing faster than society.