It has four legs so that it can kick your butt while sitting down.
Four-Legged Bear-Guy
The Three Faces of the Moppet
Is it a moppet or a ragamuffin?
Candy-Striped Dog
This is what inbreeding has done to dogs.
Grimace
It’a Grimace from McDonald’s. I never understood what type of animal grimace was supposed to be. What does a purple blob have to do with hamburgers?
The Ravenous Pink Flower
It’s pretty, but be careful, or you’ll lose your entire hand to it.
Bluebird
This is exactly what a bluebird looks like. You can’t prove that it’s not.
