It’s a veritable infestation, I tells ya!
Every spot is a failure.
People tell me that I shouldn’t call other people dorkuses, because I am, in fact, a humongous dorkus myself.
To that I say *BRAP*.
The lowest in the stack is the highest in back pain.
It’s like being stuck in the centre of a cinnamon role, all the time.
It’s harder to get shot when you’re already full of holes.