![a drawing of a large, green slug](https://i0.wp.com/www.doodleperdiem.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/doodle-1998-green-slug.png?resize=687%2C713&quality=100&ssl=1)
MY CABBAGES ARE RUINED!
MY CABBAGES ARE RUINED!
This snail always leaves a trail.
Denigrate the snail all you want. It’s still progressing faster than society.
The sluggletron lives in your brain and reads your thoughts.
He’s a gas of a gastropod.
I think that I’ve drawn several slug guys before and I will continue to draw slug guys. It’s my website and I can do what I want. You’re not my real dad.