Every spot is a failure.
The Spots of Surrender
Pox on Your Pants
They’re wearing this outfit to a funeral…
…a sexy funeral.
Spotty Hilda
Hilda knows the score.
Orange Goober
THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING ORANGE!
Dorkus Spots
People tell me that I shouldn’t call other people dorkuses, because I am, in fact, a humongous dorkus myself.
To that I say *BRAP*.
Grey Spots A-Plenty
It blend in with all the rocks that I keep in my closet.