
There’s a monster for every letter of the alphabet. They like to stand around in swear words.

There’s a monster for every letter of the alphabet. They like to stand around in swear words.

I am the greatest artist to ever live.
Oh wait… I mean I’m the greatest fartist to ever live.

Gobble a hobo’s hob!

Is it a dog? Or is it your worst nightmare?

Bortle will do your taxes, but Bortle will not smile.

I just cleaned out the litter box.
I’m having a wild weekend.