Dogboy, the boy what is also a dog.
Truck Boy, the boy what is also a truck.
You can’t tell me that I’m not really a cat person؟ You don’t know what colour my soul is؟
“Hey! Why you got to bum everyone out, Laurel? We come here for rabbutts and caterderps! We don’t want to see your shoddy attempts at evoking emotions.”
Yes, my evil overlords (all two of you), thy will be done.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I think there’s something wrong with me.