The fart flower is majestic.
It crawls into my dreams and sings songs to my brain.
My garden is full of these damn things.
Drink some eggnog. Drink some meatnog. Drink some fishnog. Enjoy all the nogs that this world has to offer.
Happy Fesitvus! You crazy such-and-suches.
It survives via photosynthesis and eating its own poop.