It’s a festive decoration for the living room of doom.
I have a migraine.
Why isn’t this critter happy?
It’s the flower that grows in the soil of the damned.
Has anyone ever had a poinsettia live more than a month? I’m pretty sure that they have some sort of built-in obsolescence so that you have to buy a new one every year.
Shrubbing is an honourable profession, usually.