
I never could tell if it was the monster that was purple or just the people that he ate.

I never could tell if it was the monster that was purple or just the people that he ate.

Where did he put the other boot?

What kind of a cock is this? I mean, really,what kind of a cock wears that t-shirt with those pants?
What a stupid cock.

I don’t think that I’ve ever actually eaten real crab, just that weird dyed whitefish stuff.

What do you mean that don’t think this is the real Easter Bunny, kid? Do you think that I’d pay $150 an hour for a fake Easter Bunny? Now shut-up and eat your damn chocolate.

Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!