The pickle is angry about losing his collective bargaining rights.
Angry Moustache Pickle
Laurel and the Whisky Factory
Today, I went on the Forty Creek Distillery tour and passed out in the cask room.
They wheeled me out the sidedoor on a dolly.
Apparently, I huffed too many alcohol fumes.
Dimoitou
Alright, how to explain Dimoitou to people who don’t know what he is?
Dimoitou is a green space alien that visits Canadian primary schools to teach kids French.
Yeah, that’s it.
It’s really hard to find photos of Dimoitou on the internet and it’s impossible to find any pictures of the Dimoitou French textbook.
It’s strange; Canada, supposedly, has a high percentage of internet users and a high computer literacy rate, but you try to find things about Canadian culture on the internet and you get bupkis.
You’re Not Allowed To Be Angry
This is some text.
… And, then, I ate the BOWL!
Hey, Canadians, remember that year where everyone would end every anecdote with: “…And, then, I ate the BOWL!”
That was a stupid year.
Rainbow Derp Monkey
…Still working on that tumblr theme…