Dimoitou is Out of His Gourd

a drawing of dimoitou holding a gun and knife
Bonjour sucka!

If you need to know what Dimoitou is, click here!

I’m pretty sure that I drew this exact same thing, when I was around ten-years-old, because one day, when my French class was being especially bad, the French teacher threatened to shove the Dimoitou puppet down someone’s throat.

Rumour has it that that teacher had a nervous breakdown and was found crying on the floor in the corner of the teacher’s lounge, because we just stressed him out that much.

He was always bragging about how he didn’t have a TV at home and how his children weren’t allowed to watch TV. I say, that if he had mellowed out and watched a little TV once in a while, he wouldn’t have been wound up so tight. You’ve got to have a little down time to recuperate, you know?


a doodle of Dimoitou

Alright, how to explain Dimoitou to people who don’t know what he is?

Dimoitou is a green space alien that visits Canadian primary schools to teach kids French.

Yeah, that’s it.

It’s really hard to find photos of Dimoitou on the internet and it’s impossible to find any pictures of the Dimoitou French textbook.

It’s strange; Canada, supposedly, has a high percentage of internet users and a high computer literacy rate, but you try to find things about Canadian culture on the internet and you get bupkis.