You may scoff, but the environment is in dire need of more turdlers.
The Turquoise Turdler
Pinkus Dinkus
I don’t know where this dinkus goes at night and I don’t want to know.
Sunstroke
It has a sunny body. That means that it has sunny farts.
Green Vegetable Person
I eat all the vegetable people that I can because I don’t respect them.
Bortly Barg
There’s only some many times a person can bort before they break their borter.
Dorkus Spots
People tell me that I shouldn’t call other people dorkuses, because I am, in fact, a humongous dorkus myself.
To that I say *BRAP*.