You know, I’ve never actually seen an animal in my life.
The Worst Crocodile
Goober Signal
It can hear a goober coming from a mile away.
Dooper Doop
I don’t know how to doop. But I will learn.
Grey Pile
The grey pile serves a very important purpose, but I can’t remember what it is.
Dingle-Derp
It wants to bite little pieces of you off, piece by piece, until nothing of you is left.
Krogbert
Krogbert knows all the secrets, but does nothing of use with them.