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A cactus attacked me.
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Cacti are jerks.

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A cactus attacked me.
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Cacti are jerks.

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I rode a unicorn.
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This is a real thing that happened. At least, what he told me was that he was a unicorn.

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My eyes fell out.
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I think that I have been watching too much TV.

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I won the sportsball bowl!
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I was the belle of the sportsball.

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I made a pizza!
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With magic. I made a pizza with magic.

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I took the dog for more walkies.
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Why is it so dark and junk?