
This is what happens when duck cousins marry.

This is what happens when duck cousins marry.

I think it should have become pretty obvious by now, that I have never seen a bird in my entire life.

It’s Burpday! It’s the world’s worst holiday!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE WROUGHT!?

Did you know that it’s actually bad for a duck’s health to be fed bread? It’s actually better just to feed them birdseed.

What kind of a cock is this? I mean, really,what kind of a cock wears that t-shirt with those pants?
What a stupid cock.