This is the type of critter that goes to every one of its city’s meat festivals.
It was once just like you or I, but it scrambled for so long and so hard that it scrambled its own genetics.
The spots are a disease. You must run.
Some people say that this creature have a body like a fridge.
That’s not a very nice thing to say.
It gets all of the radio waves in its head.
Grumple has hemorrhoids. Being the grumple is suffering.