I’ve felt like I’ve been on the cusp of getting the flu for a couple of days now. I’m just sick enough to be miserable, but not coughing or throwing up, so I can’t stay in bed all day.
Sure, he can be kind of a headache, but he’s still the best damn friend I ever had.
Eyes aren’t supposed to grow out of there. This is an abomination.
IT’S GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN!
It looks like you smell.
It looks like a tongue, sorta.