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Fish: I FARTED.
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Well, this is confounding.

I found this under a rock and under the sea.

I would write something clever, but I ate too much spaghetti and I’m logy, so I’m going to take a nap instead.

This is a commentary on consumerism or something.

This is the most fearsome creature in the seven seas!

So a bunch of people are freaking out because an 18-foot-long oarfish was found off the coast California, but it turns out that they can get much, much longer than that, so whatever.