This is a lion displace in both space and time.
I spent a while today searching around my room for an earring because I was worried that my cat ate it. It turns out that she just flicked it off my night table in such a was as to get it wedged between my mattress and box spring.
Cats are jerks.
A cat tried to steal my chicken pie today. Cats are jerks.
My cat sliced open my index finger. My cat is a jerk.
It’s like wearing pajamas 24/7.
It is a quite mystical animal.