Did you know that the Twelve Days of Christmas actually start after Christmas and end on Epiphany? Well, you do now. You learned a thing.
Has anyone ever had a poinsettia live more than a month? I’m pretty sure that they have some sort of built-in obsolescence so that you have to buy a new one every year.
Are you in the Chrimbus spirit yet?
Well… Maybe it’s the spirit of Flint, Michigan’s water.
Stuck on eachother.
It’s just a walking disaster.