Christmas is Trending on Twitter

a drawing of a christmas tree topped with a jack-o'-lantern
Decemberween

It’s not even Halloween yet and already people are talking about Christmas.

You know, I hear tell that Wal-Mart, Target, K-mart, et al. have been conspiring together to make “Christmas in July” a real holiday. If it comes to pass, it will surely be a dark day for the world.