The High Bobtart only has a title because he’s the king’s cousin.
The Grand Gorpinator is the overseer of all the gorpination in the civilized parts of the galaxy.
Heh, she’s happy now, but just wait until she’s forced into a political marriage to a man 30 years her senor.
Her planet is made of candy.
She’s the ruler of a very strange kingdom.
The High Spacetron is above all this beauty pageant hooie.