This was a mistake.
There’s a Small Red Square on My Head
Naked Man-Dog
My computer is 4 feet away. That’s too far.
Tiny Lump
I feel janky and a spider or whatever bit me on the ear again.
Boring Naked Person
My eyeball has been twitching and bugging me all day. It’s probably full of parasites.
Why Do I Have a Tail?
Tails are sometimes good, but usually they aren’t, though.
Leggy Loo
They don’t make pants long enough, so Loo doesn’t wear any.