
Christmas is whenever I say it is.

Christmas is whenever I say it is.

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I became a mermaid.
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Aquaman can only control half of me.

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I granted wishes for people.
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The wishes only last ten minutes, though…

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I’m a vampire.
I’m a vampire.
I’m a vampire.
I’m a vampire.
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I’m a vampire.

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A gnome taught me gnome secrets.
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Canada is full of gnomes and unicorns.

DreamHost was down, so this guy is a little late.
I posted on time on my tumblr, if you care about timestamps.