
Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!

Dye your ovaries, make Easter estrus eggs!

Is this what people wear on Easter? I’ve never actually been to an Easter celebration, so I wouldn’t know.

This Valentine’s Day, give her a brain aneurysm.

Its name isn’t “Herbie”.

My family are a bunch of turkey fiends.

I try to avoid the houses of vegans during the holidays.